Happy two month birthday, Teigan! I’m sorry that you were witness to one sad day for our family when Team USA lost in today’s Women’s World Cup. Good thing you’re already practicing up so you’ll be ready to go beat those Japanese in 2031.
Um, excuse me… 2031? I swear, I still live as though it’s 1992 when New Kids on the Block are on the radio, neon shirts with acid wash jeans are hip, and my “Dorothy Hamill” [aka boy] haircut was awesome. Wait… did we time warp back?