Shocking, I know, but I am diverting attention from the beloved Chris Harrison to write a quick ‘un. I’m writing mainly to share a few vitally important things with you that our lil’ familia learned this weekend. I know you all find this highly entertaining, so here goes…
1. Those mushrooms you’ve totally been neglecting in the backyard, well, they could actually be highly desired and delectable oyster mushrooms. Don’t kill them.
|Looks totally nasty; tastes totally awesome|
2. When the to-die-for adorable twin boy next door asks you to show him your “circus toy”, entertain him.
|No longer just my go-to party trick…|
3. The newly-discovered smoosh face, as we like to call it, is so annoyingly adorable, you can hardly stand it.
smoosh face [smoo’sh feys] :: noun
And finally, 4. Never, ever, ever mix Drain-O with high-octane sulfuric acid to clear out a clogged drain line [hellooo doggie treats, a month’s supply of baby food, and paleo muffins!]. It can and will cause you to evacuate your home at 10:30 in the PM. Update: the house is still standing, all five of us are alive, my house smells awkwardly clean, and the clog is cleared!
Back to “the most dramatic rose ceremony, ever“…